For the past 3 weeks approximately, I have been suffering from some troublesome symptoms of passing of loose and frequent stools, which is made more troublesome by food intake…This is really depressing as food is one of my weak points – Food, Glorious Food! – you can say that I live for food…J As I was suffering from the most insufferable – gassy stomach, dull epigastric discomfort, nausea, belching right-left-centre-up-and-down like nobody’s business, I was reminded of a notice on one of my Pathological Pathology lecturer’s door in the Pathological Pathology Department…

Notice outside Prof. Looi’s room

While in this room, speak in a low-soothing tone & do not disagree with me

In Any Manner!

Please be informed that when one has reached “MY AGE”, Noise and Non-Concurrence cause gastric Hyperperistalsis, Hypersecretion of HCL and rubus of the Gastric Mucosa and I become

Most Unpleasant!!

With such a notice, who would even come an inch near her door, let alone even raise a hand to knock? But then again, it’s a great idea to deter unwelcome clinical pests…

Cheerios,

Lin